{"product_id":"youre-the-shit-card","title":"You're the Shit Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Screenshot_2026-05-18_at_6.16.02_PM.png?v=1779153399\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFront: \u003cspan\u003eyou're the shit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside: blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes extra kraft envelope \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout As Told By Ellie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eAs Told By Ellie is a greeting card brand rooted in nostalgia, humor, honesty, and saying the thing people are actually thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eI’ve always been drawn to old things. Vintage typography. Dog-eared books. Paper that feels substantial in your hands. The kind of humor that’s sharp, observant, a little inappropriate, and somehow still heartfelt. Writing has always been my thing, and greeting cards became the perfect place to blend all of it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eThere’s something endlessly funny to me about taking an intrusive thought, a painfully honest observation, or a deeply affectionate insult and printing it on a legitimate greeting card for someone to proudly hand to a loved one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eVisually, the brand is inspired by retro design, bold colors, playful patterns, and the feeling of finding something oddly specific and perfect in a little neighborhood gift shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eThe cards are funny, thoughtful without being cheesy, occasionally unhinged, and designed for people who still believe good mail matters. Because a text disappears. A card ends up on the fridge for six months.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51901375807789,"sku":"FRD013","price":5.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/ba27beaa8289bb0f3a051a76de930306fd90af489cee34f3165905bbe544a554.jpg?v=1773102670","url":"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/products\/youre-the-shit-card","provider":"Peepa's Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}