{"product_id":"whore-card","title":"Whore Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Screenshot_2026-05-18_at_6.16.02_PM.png?v=1779153399\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront: whore \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside: blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA2 card size (4.25in x 5.5in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes extra kraft envelope \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout As Told By Ellie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eAs Told By Ellie is a greeting card brand rooted in nostalgia, humor, honesty, and saying the thing people are actually thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eI’ve always been drawn to old things. Vintage typography. Dog-eared books. Paper that feels substantial in your hands. The kind of humor that’s sharp, observant, a little inappropriate, and somehow still heartfelt. Writing has always been my thing, and greeting cards became the perfect place to blend all of it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eThere’s something endlessly funny to me about taking an intrusive thought, a painfully honest observation, or a deeply affectionate insult and printing it on a legitimate greeting card for someone to proudly hand to a loved one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eVisually, the brand is inspired by retro design, bold colors, playful patterns, and the feeling of finding something oddly specific and perfect in a little neighborhood gift shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color break-words whitespace-pre-line f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eThe cards are funny, thoughtful without being cheesy, occasionally unhinged, and designed for people who still believe good mail matters. Because a text disappears. A card ends up on the fridge for six months.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As Told By Ellie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52005958385965,"sku":"FRD005","price":5.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/dfb019ec6755fb0f976370e9e9aaa19254fbbf89eb282655025e6f2186fa53ea.jpg?v=1776792918","url":"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/products\/whore-card","provider":"Peepa's Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}