{"product_id":"santas-brothel-motel-keychain-holiday-ornament","title":"Santa's Brothel Motel Keychain \/ Holiday Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Screenshot_2026-09-18_at_3.16.59_PM.png?v=1789769834\" alt=\"\"\u003eCheck-in: Anytime.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIs it a keychain? Is it a Christmas ornament? YES!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by those iconic mid-century motel key tags, this delightfully inappropriate stocking stuffer features a rich candy-apple red enamel finish, luxurious gold-plated trim, and enough holiday innuendo to keep Grandma clutching her pearls until New Year’s.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing the prestigious Room 69, this festive keepsake proudly welcomes guests to Santa's Brothel Motel, where you have the key to making spirits bright...one room at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHang it on your Christmas tree.\u003cbr\u003eClip it to your keys.\u003cbr\u003eGive it to your favorite naughty friend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Zinc Alloy Metal\u003cbr\u003e• Premium hard enamel finish\u003cbr\u003e• Rich red colour with polished gold accents\u003cbr\u003e• Raised lettering. Other side: brushed, flat, gold finish\u003cbr\u003e• 3.5\" tall × 1.75\" wide\u003cbr\u003e• Weight: 1.7 oz\u003cbr\u003e• Includes sturdy gold-tone key ring\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by Deven Green \u0026amp; Handsome Ned\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deven \u0026 Ned","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52390643925293,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/santasbrothelkeychain.png?v=1790204131","url":"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/products\/santas-brothel-motel-keychain-holiday-ornament","provider":"Peepa's Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}