{"product_id":"deven-ned-everyone-fuck-off","title":"Everyone Fuck Off","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/dev_ned_logo_small_e0c65b39-6583-4cde-b270-9b8f12da089a.jpg?v=1776662603\" alt=\"\"\u003e\"EVERYONE FUCK OFF\" is an exuberant coffee table book infused with mid-century modern flair and striking graphics, truly an aesthetic delight. A soft-covered masterpiece that resonates with those who've found themselves frustrated with the nuisances of the world. #Mature #Adult\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIlluminating the quirks and challenges that add a touch of unpleasantness to our daily lives, this book serves up the perfect dose of humor in response to everything from pesky cats and mischievous kids to the trials of birthdays and encounters with blowhards, and much more. The resounding answer to it all? A spirited \"take a hike.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy keep your frustrations bottled up when faced with unsolicited advice or an unwelcome bus incident? Invest in \"EVERYONE FUCK OFF\" and be armed with the razor-sharp wit of authors Deven Green and Ned Douglas. This book is your comedic ally, providing the relief you need to navigate the modern world with a smile (and perhaps a well-placed expletive) on your lips.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed more convincing? Explore humorous takes on noise complaints, tipping, restaurant bills, weed, energy vampires, relatives, organizing friends, birthdays, breakfasts, toilet conversations, phone chats, carpet cleaning, mindfulness, art, coupons, group interventions, beach escapades, gossiping, vaccinations, and of course, embracing self-love and relationships of your choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"EVERYONE FUCK OFF\" has long been a cherished fan favorite at live shows and, quite frankly, is the perfect gift. How lucky for you that it is now conveniently available online for the first time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50 beautiful illustrations in full color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLiberal use of the word “fuck”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect gift for a friend, enemy, or frenemy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you for making the most important purchase in your entire life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRespectfully, Deven Green and Ned Douglas (literary authors) © DeveNed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deven \u0026 Ned","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51878011765037,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/EFOSoftcoverbookDevenGreenNedDouglas.png?v=1777841616","url":"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/products\/deven-ned-everyone-fuck-off","provider":"Peepa's Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}