A funny birthday card for the moment when another year hits and the only appropriate response is, “what the hell?” Blunt, dramatic, and unapologetically honest, this design captures that split second of existential confusion that comes with getting older.
Blank inside for your own message, it’s perfect for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone who handles aging with sarcasm instead of sentiment.
A standout for birthday displays that lean bold, irreverent, and not overly sweet.
Specs:
• Size: 4.5" x 6.25" (A6)
• Printed on 100% cotton, textured, recycled cardstock
• Made in the USA
• Includes Kraft envelope
• Packaged in protective cello sleeve
• Blank inside for maximum sass or sentiment
