{"title":"Deven \u0026 Ned - Luggage Tags","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/feature_banner_2.png?v=1792598883\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/holiday-deven-ned-2\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Holiday Assortment\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eHoliday\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/dev-ned-greeting-cards\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Greeting Cards\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eGreeting Cards\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-greeting-cards\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Greeting Cards\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-luggage-tags\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Luggage Tags\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eLuggage Tags\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-stickers\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Stickers\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eStickers\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-acrylic-prints\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Acrylic Prints\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eAcrylic Prints\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-books\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Books\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eBooks\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-magnets\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned Magnets\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eMagnets\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned\" title=\"Deven \u0026amp; Ned's Total Assortment\" style=\"color: rgb(14, 60, 113);\"\u003eShop All\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"deven-ned-you-stupid-cunt-luggage-tag","title":"\"You Stupid Cunt...Not Your Bag\" - Luggage Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Screenshot_2026-09-18_at_3.16.59_PM.png?v=1789769834\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHilarious Luggage Tag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEquipped with a sturdy black strap, this 4\" x 2.5\" flexible PVC rubber tag includes a protected address insert on the back. The 3D blue lettering is raised and distinct, popping against the vibrant orange background. Each tag comes individually wrapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTurn baggage claim into a comedy show!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAs your bag rolls by\u003cspan class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewatch fellow travelers do double-takes and chuckle—who knew retrieving luggage could be the highlight of the trip?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e#SuccessStory:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA friend of ours recently lost her luggage on an international flight. She described this specific tag to the airline, and that’s exactly how her bag was identified and returned! Success never looked (or sounded) so good. LOL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Best Gift Ever.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eNote: Contains Adult\/Mature Comedy Content.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Deven \u0026 Ned","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51878017794349,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/stupidcunt.jpg?v=1776714687"},{"product_id":"holiday-whore-luggage-tag-christmas-ornament","title":"Holiday Whore Luggage Tag \/ Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Product_Page_banner.png?v=1790783826\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Screenshot_2026-09-18_at_3.16.59_PM.png?v=1789769834\" alt=\"\"\u003eIs it a luggage tag? Is it a Christmas ornament? YES!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilarious \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoliday Whore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tag is perfect for your suitcase, carry-on, gym bag, Christmas tree, office gift exchange (hide it from HR), or that one friend who's delightfully rotten to the core.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from durable, flexible PVC rubber, the tag measures \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4\" x 2½\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and features raised 3D white lettering on a festive holiday-red background. The green leaves and bright red berries are just waiting to be hung over someone's head for a little mistletoe-inspired mischief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTurn it into a Christmas ornament with the included strap, or attach it to your luggage so it's the first thing you spot on the baggage carousel. Either way, it's guaranteed to get comments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 1 Holiday Whore luggage tag \/ Christmas ornament\u003cbr\u003e• Durable flexible PVC rubber\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 4\" x 2½\"\u003cbr\u003e• Raised 3D lettering\u003cbr\u003e• Address information insert on the back\u003cbr\u003e• Includes hanging \/ attachment strap\u003cbr\u003e• Individually wrapped\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Secret Santa\u003cbr\u003e• White Elephant exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e• Travel lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Christmas trees\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a nasty sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who appreciates delightfully inappropriate holiday décor\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eWarning: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eYou may suddenly become everyone's favorite gift-giver\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdult \/ Mature Comedy Content.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deven \u0026 Ned","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52395710808365,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/9818\/5773\/files\/Xmasluggagetagornament_1.png?v=1790359134"}],"url":"https:\/\/peepasgiftstore.com\/collections\/deven-ned-luggage-tags.oembed","provider":"Peepa's Gift Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}